How does it feel to realize (USA)merica still is populated by excited cow-boys and colons that consider the rest of the world as their new Far-West? An empty and free land for them to appropriate and exploit as they see fit.
And since our planet is a ball—sorry to break it to you, flat-earthers— that also means that new Far-West is the entire world. No matter the ‘savages’, like they used to call them in Westerns, or natives that are already living there. Yes, I’ve revised all my John Waynes! Nobody but real Americans know how to properly exploit the land to its full potential, its soil and its underground alike. So, it’s theirs by god-given right to pee on our boots and spit in our face. God bless America.
All of us, the EU, Mexico, Canada, Greenland and any other ’land’ they might decide to set foot on, in the name of their ‘vital interest’ if I got it right, including dear poor Ukraine that certainly needed not such a kick in the balls from their main ‘ally’. We’re all that ‘savage’ the USA have just declared unworthy of the land we live on.
And maybe also, judging by its intense deep red color, the stock market tonight is another incompetent savage that doesn’t even seem to remotely enjoy its own ‘Liberation Day’. What an ungrateful asshole.
Maybe I should order some war paints and a tomahawk, to play my part? Edit: but not on Amazon, not this time and not in the forseable future…
Published: 2025/04/02